| I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box. |
| The definition of irony: Size 20 skinny jeans. (Not for the fainthearted!) Lily Allen called her baby Ethel Mary. Looks like the first two had a lucky escape. |
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