(© Vanity Fair magazine.  I have no desire to steal the credit for this image.  Not that anyone's reading this right now anyway.

Nice to meet you, Caitlyn Jenner?

(The question mark is about me questioning myself for acknowledging and writing about what is essentially celebrity gossip.)

I think this ex- Olympic winning decathlete has tarnished himself more by the family he married into (and all their tawdry [s]exploits) than by anything he (now she)* has done as an individual.

Well, Caitlyn looks better than Kris (even though this is Photoshopped to fuck), and less fake/plastic than Kum:

I do question why I even care enough to write this.

* I'm being respectful with my pronouns. Using 'he' to refer to before today, using 'she' as of today.