I think this is as funny as fuck.  Seb's pretty much saying 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here,' the brother's saying 'I'm Negro Piñera, but in no way am I using my brother, El Presidente de la República de Chile, for publicity, I released a pop single in 1983 and obviously I'm with this woman for my intelligence and wit', and she's saying, 'I left him in 2010 and he famously hit me in a presidential residence in January 2012...  But I'm Argentinian and therefore tall compared to a Chilean... and pretty to boot!  Negro's inadvertent 'Cheech' impressions have done well to put me in the public eye and on the market for my next husband!  The press in Argentina, and especially Brazil will well land me a European!  Castles don't crumble just 'cos the economy's doing shit!'