Me? A fighter? More like David Cameron's a twat!

One of my students said to me she thought I was a fighter.  I asked her why on earth she thought that.  She said that if she had been me, after my attack she would have  wanted to go home and not stuck around in a country that wasn't home.

I had no option, Clameron put paid to that!

I feel stateless.  I know many would argue that I'm not, but the thought of my life ebbing away as I succeeded in taking my own life gives me far more comfort than the fact that of me even being on a plane that would touch down in los EEUU.