Sunday, 11 December 2011

And I'm supposed to buy into the Immaculate Conception because...?

8 December is a national holiday in many Catholic countries. It is in celebration of the (Virgin Mary's) Immaculate Conception. It is 17 days before Christmas. It is 382 (ha ha, 383 with leap year) days before next Christmas.

(Before you read on, I respect people's wish to have a symbolic day to celebrate their personal beliefs. I only object to those who take it literally.)

An opossum's gestation period is 12 days. A hamster's is 16. A mouse or rat's is 21. ... A donkey's is 365-374, and a camel's is 400.

A human's is 260-266.

'I'm just sayin'...'

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