Jajaja, Frankie Boyle on Twitter

'I'll give dem Grime MCs a burn so bad Simon Weston will throw himself on top of it for old time sake'

'If Rolf Harris goes on trial at least the courtroom artists won't feel under any pressure to do a good job.'

'Why are we asked to #pray after a disaster? Hasn't God just made it perfectly clear that he doesn't give a fuck?'

[On Thatcher's funeral]: 'That bell ringing symbolises each of the strokes that finished her' [On Thatcher's funeral]:'This guest list is a damning inditement [sic] of the inefficiency of the IRA'

I don't do Twitter much, it's boring, but gotta love Noam Chomsky. Like me, he doesn't give a shit about the 160-character word limit, and if he needs four Twitters to finish a sentence, he'll use them!