Jokes 20/11/11

Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is a spastic [not my term!].

Every time you sharpen it, it changes to "Cool to Do Drugs", then "Do Drugs" and eventually "Drugs".

 

What bounces and makes kids cry?

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

 

Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.