Someone called Ted Cruz. Machine gun bacon.
Those are not a series of random words. Apparently there's a video of a US presidential candidate 'cooking' bacon by tying it to the barrel of a gun and then firing the gun numerous times so that the barrel gets hot enough to cook the bacon.
What do you have to do to be presidential candidate in the US these days? Be a lunatic?
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/04/ted-cruz-sizzles-up-machine-gun-bacon.html
From: http://www.wideopenspaces.com/presidential-potential-ted-cruz-cooks-bacon-ar-15-video/